Low-Maintenance Houseplants That Are Impossible to Kill

Plants for People Who Accidentally Kill Plants

AKA: The Low-Key Guide to Not Being a Plant Murderer

Let’s be real for a second. Some of us were not born with the ability to keep a single living thing thriving, especially if it has roots. Maybe you've overwatered a succulent into a sad, soggy mess. Maybe your snake plant literally ghosted you. Maybe you tried to get into the plant-parent aesthetic but all your leafy friends decided to die for the drama.

If this is you, you're not alone. The green thumb myth is overrated. You do not need to be a botanical wizard to enjoy some greenery in your space. You just need the right plants that don't expect too much from you.

Here’s the ultimate guide to plants that won’t emotionally damage you if you forget about them for a few days... or a week.

1. Snake Plant

Nickname: The Indestructible One

This plant is like that chill friend who never needs constant texting but still shows up for you. Snake plants can survive in almost any light, barely need water, and still look like they belong in a Pinterest-worthy apartment. They’ve got those tall, sword-like leaves and a vibe that says “I’m thriving, even if you forget me.”

Care Tips:

• Water every 2 to 3 weeks
• Low to bright indirect light
• Wipe the dust off occasionally if you're feeling extra

2. ZZ Plant

Nickname: The Unbothered Queen

ZZ plants are basically the Beyoncé of the houseplant world. Elegant, chill and almost unkillable. They’ll tolerate low light and forgetful owners, and still look glossy and lush. Perfect for anyone who wants a strong plant energy with zero guilt.

Care Tips:

• Water once a month, seriously
• Low light approved
• Don’t overthink it

3. Pothos

Nickname: The Overachiever

Pothos is that one plant that will grow for miles even when you forget it's alive. It trails beautifully, bounces back from almost anything and works in hanging baskets, pots, or just that random glass jar you forgot to return to your friend.

Care Tips:

• Medium to low light
• Water when the soil feels dry
• Cut the vines to keep it bushy, or let them trail like you're living in a jungle

4. Spider Plant

Nickname: The Drama-Free Bestie

Spider plants are cute, lively and make baby plants (called “pups”) like it's their full-time job. You can hang them, pot them, or put them on your desk and they’ll vibe. They love indirect light and can go without water for a while. Plus, watching it make mini versions of itself is oddly satisfying.

Care Tips:

• Bright, indirect light is ideal
• Water when the top inch of soil is dry
• You’ll be a plant grandparent in no time

5. Aloe Vera

Nickname: The Chill Healer

Aloe is the plant equivalent of someone who brings snacks, water and sunscreen to the group hang. It’s low-maintenance, looks cool and is useful if you ever get a sunburn or need some skin soothing. Bonus: It kind of looks like it came from an alien planet.

Care Tips:

• Needs sun, so stick it near a bright window
• Water once every 3 weeks
• Let the soil dry out completely between waterings

6. Lucky Bamboo

Nickname: The Good Vibes Dealer

Technically not bamboo, but that doesn't stop it from bringing major zen energy to your room. You can grow it in water or soil, and it loves filtered light. It’s popular in feng shui and somehow always looks polished even when you're not.

Care Tips:

• Change the water every couple of weeks
• Indirect light, no sunburns please
• If growing in soil, treat it like a pothos

7. Peace Lily

Nickname: The Classy Drama Queen

Peace lilies look like they belong in a spa or minimalist magazine spread. But the best part? They’ll let you know when they’re thirsty by drooping dramatically, and then perk back up within hours after watering. Instant gratification.

Care Tips:

• Medium to bright indirect light
• Water when droopy or once a week
• Wipe leaves to keep them shiny and fabulous

8. Cast Iron Plant

Nickname: The Gothic Legend

Dark green leaves, total chill energy and doesn’t care about being neglected. The cast iron plant is perfect for anyone who has a shady room or windowless office and a tendency to forget that watering is a thing.

Care Tips:

• Low light friendly
• Water once every couple of weeks
• No drama, just vibes

9. Chinese Evergreen

Nickname: The Patterned Icon

This plant brings color and texture without needing a full-time plant nanny. It handles low light, dry air and your inconsistent care schedule like a pro. Some varieties have pink or red in the leaves, which makes them look extra cute with minimal effort.

Care Tips:

• Indirect light works best
• Water when the soil dries out
• Likes being left alone

10. Succulents

Nickname: The Minimalist’s Dream

Not all succulents are beginner-proof, but the common ones like echeveria or jade plant are solid picks. These tiny desert babies love the sun, hate being overwatered and will thrive if you pretend they don’t exist for a week or two.

Care Tips:

• Bright light is key
• Water every 2 to 4 weeks
• Keep them in well-draining soil

You're Not a Plant Killer. You Just Need Plant Therapy That Makes Sense

Having greenery in your space does not mean becoming a full-time plant parent. You can keep it cute and low effort. The key is finding plants that vibe with your energy, not ones that need a horticulture degree and three alarms to remind you to mist them.

You don’t need to overthink it. Just pick a plant that fits your lifestyle, place it somewhere you’ll remember it exists, and give it a drink every once in a while. That’s it. You’re officially on the plant-parent path.

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